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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
When you sneeze in front of your cat and they look at you like you’ve just insulted their entire family.
Rare multicoloured clouds.
people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear